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Auto response from EliseNicci: Alright, where'd you put it?
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Goose the Force: it's in my back pocket
EliseNicci: well give it back then
Goose the Force: i like it better than you do
EliseNicci: to bad, it's mine
Goose the Force: better I keep it, you don't know where it's been
EliseNicci: i kno exactly where it's been and i want it back so it doesn't get anywhere else
Goose the Force: i found a new use for it
EliseNicci: well i didn't approve of this new use. did u fill out a "new-usage requisition form"?
Goose the Force: i guess it got lost in the mail...but this new feature...it's gonna make headlines
Goose the Force: if you chip off little bits and put them into powdered from, they cure cancer and impotence
EliseNicci: well i still don't approve. i'm gonna need to see a report on my desk by tomorrow and a presentation on monday
Goose the Force: hm, not having either impotence or cancer is gonna make that presentation hard
EliseNicci: well then, that's gonna make approval hard
Goose the Force: *sigh*
Goose the Force: maybe you're right, maybe I'm just tyring too hard on this
Goose the Force: maybe I should just give it back
EliseNicci: yes, u should
Goose the Force: here you go
Goose the Force: *poof*
EliseNicci: HA, doesn't work that way. i need to see in writing that you are transfering all property back over to me
Goose the Force: why you gotta be so difficult
Goose the Force: let's just keep a lid on all this
EliseNicci: u're the one that took it in the first place
Goose the Force: sorry
EliseNicci: i want it back as soon as humanly possible

Am I here to escape or to join
I stayed to get better but am I digging a deeper hole
Who do I kno, where do I go
How did I get this hole in my soul

Left without saying goodbye
I don't understand
Will we see each other again
Why'd you let go of my hand

I'll do what I can
What I must do
To get on my way
To get back to you

Goose the Force: really though, the snowy clovers
Goose the Force: can be quite nice when you get to know them

DEATH to all the Snowy Clovers!!!

ok, wow. vegas was interesting. georgeana (the bride) looked really nice and jeff (the groom) seemed a tad nervous. i hope everything works out for them. the priest was funny, Jean Claude. didn't understand half the stuff he said, funny french priest. the ceremony was nice, kinda typical vegas wedding though. it made me kinda nostalgic for how my life was about 5-6 weeks ago. vegas itself was fun. didn't gamble, should have gotten an ID. there really are drive through wedding chapels in vegas, got a picture of one. it took us forever to find a decent hotel room and there are no bathrooms in vegas, i'm soo dead serious. keith was nice enough to show us around but due to high winds some of the outdoor shows were canceled. all we got to see was the stupid volcano. we had a good buffet at treasure island though. the constant flashing lights kinda gave me a headache, was sorta burnt out from the drive too. daniel and i went back to the hotel and i had about 1 1/2 smirnoff and fell asleep watching SNL, kinda annoyed my the newest actors. i had a couple strange dreams, kinda weirded me out. don't kno what to do about them. daniel and i went to the luxor in the morning to get souveniers (sp?). i definetely want to stay at that place someday, way nice!! it was randomly raining on the drive back. the clouds looked kinda cool though. i fell down while running to the car in the rain, bruised finger, bruised tailbone, but no bruised ego. overall the trip rocked!

the ride there: scenic and beautiful
the ride back: long, wet and tedious

i'm sitting here at my sister's apartment dying my hair. yes ladies and gentlemen i will no longer be a natural blonde (yes, i'm all natural!!) i hope it turns out ok. if i disappear for a while, u kno why.

2 days till vegas baby!! i can't wait. it's kinda a weird reason to go. my friend from high school's pregnant, kinda odd, but not surprised. u wanna go? 6:45pm at the candlelight chapel on saturday. it's across from the circus circus i've been told. and then after i'm gonna get drunk with daniel. yipee!!! haha to those of you that won't be drunk, or in vegas or drunk in vegas.

drunk people, pregnant people, natural people and unnatural people, all in vegas this weekend. ha, they've got nothing on isla vista

whew! i feel so much better. i found my watch. i lost on sunday and i've been kinda freaked out (ok so finals probably has something to do with it but i'm trying to deny that).
so... btw are u ignoring me or something or is it just because of finals? i kno we're only friends but that doesn't mean we can't be freinds... ok that was a confusing sentance but u kno what i mean.
p.s. elise = dork

BLEGH!!!!

I kno we are 2 days past st. patty's day, but i had to put this in. ari sent it to me and since it's his b-day he gets props.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/greetings/lep_prostitute.asp

today is ari's birthday, so.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARI!!!!!!! I hope you get super drunk and sleep with lots of chicks :D you're the best. oh my gosh, u're 2 decades old. damn! i still have a few months to go to get to that point. i am one decade, nine years and nine months old. damn we're gettin old. i hope u have the best year ever.

p.s. to all u others who are reading this, email or IM me with your b-days so i kno when they are

quotes:
Daniel: You know what's cool? When a girl calls you just to talk about her nipples.
My Daddy: It doesn't matter what kind of extremist you are, it's how extreme are you.

i hate finals. not only are they really big tests that make you study things u hope to forget in a week but everyone gets all pissy and takes everything too seriously. get a grip, must we all have test PMS, even boys? STRESS SUCKS!!!!

dude, all i have to say is that somebody should have walked me home. but i got home ok, so i guess it doesn't matter...

do u people need a fucking memo?? u get it, i get it, we both seem to get what's going on so why must this be so complicated? everytime i get myself in a situation like this. crappiness!!

on another note...
xxjean733xx: oh ic...dude u should study with him
xxjean733xx: but instead of actually studying u can study him

my friend daniel (ok i mention him alot but he's seen a side of me only a few others have) and i have esp. he tries to deny it and won't put it in his blog but i feel it needs the recognition it deserves. all these weird things keep happening to us... both had good days on wed, both wanted woodstock's cinnabread at the same time, we both wanted to go to bed together the other nite, at the same time. it's strange. i think daniel and i were destined for greatness...

extra sexual perception: all it's cracked up to be

ok, fine daniel! does this make you happy, i've given into your peer pressure. i'm not exactly sure how this thing works.
has anyone ever noticed that all the cute guys are mechanical engineers, jason, tom, mike, ari... it just never ends. the college of engineering does pretty damn well in the hottie department. i think they recruit. i'd love to be one of their recruiters, i'd work for free and spend long hours interviewing each male applicant to make sure they are just right for engineering.

Dude, just checking if this works.